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Caution : This post was not meant for readers below 21 years of age, so if you choose to read and 'terasa', not my fault ah!
Cheebye man, I really don't have the mood or feel to blog right now, but something is driving a puzzled me to ask this question out loud as I stumbled upon something via Google earlier.
What the diu is Uncyclopedia trying to prove??
Incase you dont already know, Uncyclopedia is this one very stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, cha-tao-ing parody of Wikipedia where I THOUGHT, all it does is reverses the fact which it extracts from Wikipedia, as in it just opposites the things it finds from Wiki.
But noooo! You know what is it actually? A bunch of sohais will come together and compile shit and rants about something/someone/somecountry instead. I mean think about it people, there's more words (I say words because using information is a grossly over-exaggerated way of describing the content on this site) on the Uncyclopedia page than the Wiki page, and the command of English in the former is actually better!
Mahai. It's no offensive statement when I say half of the people who read this won't get it, because who the hell invented PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY?? What the fuck is that is it like one person will control what everyone wears or eats today? Err, I'm no rocket scientist but I think that's called COMMUNISM, you dumbass!
It's like they have so much time they can put their brains together to think about the flaws of something AND make a website out of it! This is definately what a rempit would, a tabik spring moment. Don't get me wrong, I encourage creativity and all that shit but dude, you're getting a little too creative over there. How about instead of spending all that time reading articles, watching the news and twisting them inside out, you write something good for your spouse/girlfriend? Trust me, with the potential I see in you writing an on print, seven page long article on policemen, you are definately going to make feck'n good poet. Serious.
But the best part, the creme de la creme, the one and only reason which annoys me about Uncyclopedia especially reading pages on countries, is that it always reminds me of the people who left that country thinking they're too good for it, the ones who complain about every damn thing as if western countries is the next best thing to cloud 9, the ones who leave, and aren't welcome back. You know who you are. I hope you're happy, cause thanks to all that stirring, every god damned person is starting a riot. Bersih lah, Hindraf lah, lawyers lah, ah screw all of you, LAH!! Next thing you know maids will be protesting cause they're not getting enough days off for the weekends! I'm gonna start a more beneficial protest, one to go against all the CB drivers that loves to hog the fast lane in their kancils and bengwiras, but still it's not really gonna help me now is it? Oh well, who cares, according to Uncyclopedia this is Bolehland where anyone can do anything mah.
Take that, suckers!
